The Provence has the Mistral, someone else has the Chinook and someone elser has the Santa Ana.
We have the BLOODY SOUTHWESTERLY.
Comes howling over the Moutere, down over the Waimea estuary and then up the slope.
If you don’t have your hat stapled to your skull, it’s in Richmond in about 3 minutes.
Sets the chimney off like a demented organ pipe.
Blows boxes of screws off the shelf in the garage.
Now we just need a northeasterly to bend the olives back into shape…..