The right question is “When are you going to the airport?”
If you’ve worked in the aviation industry, you might get rebated travel as one of the perks.
But you only get to fly if there are fewer bums than seats.
Sometimes (most times, actually) you’re lucky.
Sometimes you’re not.
Which might involve scrambling to get the last tram from the airport and then a taxi home.
At stupid o’clock.
Sometimes you’re stuck in Economy with your knees up by your chin.
Sometimes you get to sit on a crew seat for 11 hours.
But sometimes you get to sit in Business Class.
Where the food isn’t half bad…..