Daily Archives: 22 November, 2017

Christmas in Australia

Where they knit socks for trees and have kangaroos towing Santa’s sleigh. (They’re traditionally named Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen, but down here it appears they’re all called “Heyskippyyerbastardgetafuckinmoveon”….) Advertisements

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