Go-faster stripes

My friend @DavidSlack thinks he’s living dangerously in bucolic Devonport.

As in:

“GUM679 has BMW right of way. Show some pedestrian crossing respect, peasants.”


“KSS851 black Golf is a low flying projectile with no time for pedestrian crossings. Approach with extreme caution.”

He wouldn’t last 5 minutes here….

He’d be like:

“I’m *definitely* not paranoid, but ALL these ~%#@$& are out to get me. ALL the time….”


Where red lights are advisory, policemen on points duty will wave cars directly at you and pedestrian crossings are a target-rich, free-fire environment…

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